So at my elementary school when you got into 5th grade you would get to do a job and help around the school. The choices were Student Council, Kindergarten Helper, Bus Ticket Helper, Ticket Helper, and some other stuff I can't remember. I of course wanted to work with kindergarteners. Pro Tip, don't ever do that. There's always like 3 boys that always cause trouble, like in time out they'll talk to others when they're not supposed to and some will cling to you like Yandere-Chan does with Senpai.

So one day I was at the job. Most of the kids were getting packed in their cubbies. So the cubbies are pretty close to the drinking fountain and the sink. That day I was parched and didn't have any water with me. So I decided to get a drink from the fountain. I went and pushed the button and little did I know that the kids had broken it. The day was really hot as well so my palms were really sweaty which meant that anything would stick to it. Including the button. So I had pushed the button and no water came out. I lifted my hand and the button came right off. It came right off. I thought that I had broken it and said "Crap." Right in front of some little kindergarteners. I told my friends this and they were like "What?!" And just laughed at my stupidity. I hope no kindergarteners heard. Or the teacher.