Just chilling, bored as girls talk about guys.

Me: Hmm...

Friends: Hey, [insert.realname.cookie]. What goes on in your mind?

Me: You don't want to know..

Inside mind: Unicorns run around playing tag with dinosaurs, cars and snails race against each other, a pool party filled with various OCs and Canon Characters from way too many Universes, Hitler and Trump both being gutted in public(you know, entertainment), tiny people riding their butterflies to work, the usual. The landscape is a mashup of all the things you can remember, MLP, Home, Undertale, GTA 5, Sonic, anything you can think of. There is a place in that world where things that should be shamed stay shamed, called the Shame Pile. Everyone is banned from visiting, but you still have access to them to make yourself feel bad. Like those memes you tried to make? Shame Pile. When you learned a whole dance from Just Dance? Shame Pile. That meal you cooked for your Mom that took 2 hours so you could go to your friend's house to stay the night but everything turned out burnt and in the end you couldn't go? ...You guessed it, Shame Pile. In the North sits the Headquarters(get it) of the emotions; Death, Depressed, Deprived, Dumb, and Lemy. Lemy is really good at her job, whatever she does, so she is usually the one doing anything. In the very center is your sleeping place, which you keep losing the keys to. Seriously, you left it on the table inside? What is wrong with you? Oh, hey, wake up doofus, your friends are talking to you.

Friends: COME BACK TO EARTH!!

Me: .....You don't wanna know.

Friends: What? Oh, the mind thing? Yeah, we hired a mind reader! Go on, do your thing!

Mind Reader: *reads my mind* ..

Friends: Sooooo??

Me & Mind Reader: You don't wanna know.