Ash: I bet you can't cut your hair with craft scissors!

Misty: Yes I can.

Misty: ... and that's the reason I have short hair.

Barry: What's red and bad for your teeth?

Meadow: ... Candy?

Barry: A brick.

Meadow: I mean, you're not wrong.

Teachers:

All Might: Yes!!! You guys are amazing! You can do this!

Eraserhead: Ugly. Stinky bastards. Idiots. Go buy some brains.

Ash: Must you always attack me with words?

Paul: Want me to use rocks?

Gary: Hey babe I got something to show you.

Drew: You hit 'send' on that picture of Mike Wazowski and i hit 'end' on our relationship.

Gary: I don't have anything to show you.