Naruto: Hey man... did you touch my drum set?

Sasuke: nope.

Naruto: It's just weird, cuz... seeems like somebody definitely touched my drum set.

Sasuke: Yeah that is weird. Because I didn't touch it.

Naruto: HEY. Did you touch my drum set??????

Sasuke: hEY- knOCK It oFF-

Naruto: I know you touched my drumSTICK- cuz the left one has a chip in it.

Sasuke: you fuckin' crazy, man?? yOu sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated.

Naruto: Fūck you, Sasuke! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty mouth admit it.

Sasuke: You get OUTTA my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your åss.

Naruto: you swear on your mOM's liFE, that you didn't touch it??

Sasuke: I don't have to swear to SHIT

Naruto: that's because you f*CKING TOUCHED MY DRUM SET. Because I know, Cops doesn't start till four!