Itachi: Kakashi, in your professional opinion how would I die?

Kakashi: murder. Gangland style execution. We'd never find your head.

Shisui: what about me, senpai? how would I die?

Kakashi: You would slip in your bathtub

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Karin, with a lush bag: listen, I know we don't get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you feel stressed and you need a bath, just drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Suigetsu, opening the bag: this is a toaster