Sasuke: Sakura has these really strong opinions on things. Go ahead, ask her something no one should have an opinion on.

Naruto: Hey Sakura, what's the worst multiple of four?

Sakura: Twelve, obviously, dumbass.

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Sasuke: Get convicted for 1st degree murder, then you'll find who your real friends are.

Naruto: I... I feel like there are better steps you can take before that

Sasuke: Ok Fake Friend