Me: "Hiya Zane! Ready for the interview!"

Zane: "Yeah, sure. Whatever."

Me: "At least ACT happy about this, Zane!"

Zane: *sigh* "Yeah, okay." *deep breath* "Okay! I'm ready!"

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NAME
"Zane Grey."

AGE
"Seventeen, bruhhh."

GENDER
"Male, dude. Do I have tits?"

SEXUALITY
"I'm straighter than the pole yo' momma dances on."

SPECIES
"I'm a God damn fairy." (Human.)

LOOKS
"Sexy." (Media)

CLOTHES
"Da fuck?" (A pair of jeans, MCR hoodie, ATL bracelets, BVB bracelets, A LOT of band stuff.)

PERSONALITY
"Da. Fuck." (Sarcastic, sweet at times, acts tough)

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Scenario: Walking through the forest, a rustling was heard in the bushes. You peeked through and saw ice blue eyes staring at you.

What do you do?

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Me: "Thank you Zane!"

Zane: "Yeah, whatever."