A summary of the first book before we begin this one. Just in case you forgot for some reason--

This isn't really a summary. More like the last book on crack.

Roman kicked down the door. "LISTEN UP I'M GOING TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE YOU HOES!"

"Okay, have fun!" Patton exclaimed.

"I literally don't care." Logan glared at Roman.

"Huh, what's going on?" Virgil asked, walking into the kitchen.

"Oh, before I leave let me just transfer the germs on my lips onto your hand." Roman chirped.

"Wow, I find that oddly attractive." Virgil mumbled.

"Okay bye!" Roman skipped away.

---

"Ugh, I'm so edgy." Romam scoffed, walking through the Imagination.

"Y E E T" Remus exclaimed, slamming his weapon over Roman's head.

---

"HELLO!"

"Oh, hello, Roman." Logan greeted him.

"Hey, Ro!" Thomas waved

"YES! I AM ROMAN!" He smiled widely.

"...okay, cool. So as I was saying--"

"FUCK YOU!" 'Roman' screamed, interrupting Logan.

"...what?"

"FUCK. YOU. YOU LITTLE PUSSY BOY!"

"...huh???"

---

"Hi!" 'Roman' exclaimed, bounding up to the real Roman inside the closet.

He untied Roman.

"Wtf is wrong with you?"

"You feel bad! I'm looking for the person who makes you feel bad so I can maim them!" Remus did a twirl.

"Okay, sounds legit." Roman shrugged. "So here's how you be me."

---

"Oi, Remus. If you don't come out I'm gonna be really sad." Deceit said to the door.

He was met with silence.

"You asked for it, young man!"

---

"Hi!" Remus exclaimed, bounding up to Virgil.

"Oh, hey Roman. What's up?"

"Are you a soda? Because I wanna Mountain Dew you." Remus gave Virgil a wink. "Kill me."

"I have never been more attracted to you." Virgil whispered. "I mean, what?"

---

"Remus is missing lol." Deceit told Virgil.

"o o f."

"What happened?" Logan asked, walking up.

"Remus is missing."

"Oh, cool. Virgil, tell Deceit to go away." Logan told him.

Deceit scoffed. "As if! Virgil would never do that to me! We're family!"

"Go away, Deceit." Virgil said.

"Oh, okay. Fuck you, then."

---

"Hey, find Remus." Patton said to Deceit.

"Or what? You're not my MOM."

"I will literally kill you."

"...oh aight."

---

Logan squinted at himself in the mirror. "What's this? I feel something towards Patton? EW--"

---

"Repressing myself is literally killing me lol" Roman snorted.

"R O M A N !" Remus screeched.

---

"I'm gonna pull a sneaky." Deceit whispered, sneaking into Roman's room.

"Is that Deceit?"

"fUCK--"

---

"You're dumb." Deceit spat at Patton.

"You're dumber." Patton shot back.

"No u."

"Uno reverse."

"Find Remus."

"I hate you."

"We used to date lmao."

"w o w" Virgil mumbled.

---

"mInD mAnIpUlAtIoN~" Patton did a little jig around Logan.

"What did you just say?"

"Uh, I said that you make me go through with masturbation."

"...that's kinda hot."

"Right?" Patton shrugged. "So here's the deal, I'll only date you if you agree with me the next time Thomas summons us."

"Doesn't sound too sketchy to me."

---

"Hi." Remy said, plopping down on Roman's book.

"Why are you even in this book?" Roman asked.

"Dunno, needed some excitement."

---

"So, Deceit is an asshole. We should kill him." Patton said.

"I second that statement." Logan agreed reluctantly.

"I really wanna say something--" Virgil began.

"I'll do it." Remus said. "FUCK YOU!"

"NO FUCK YOU!" Logan screamed back. "YOU'RE THE LITTLE PUSSY BOY! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN!"

Remus laughed.

---

"Oh, you've got it all wron--" Roman tried to say.

"We'll protect you Roman!" Virgil exclaimed.

"But--"

"You're safe now!"

"I wasn't--"

"Shh, just let it all out."

"Bitch, I'm tryin--"

"I'm here for you."

---

"So, Patton like abused me." Deceit said.

"Oh..."

---

"ROMAN!" Remus giggled, running up to his brother and engulfing him in a hug.

"REMUS!" Roman exclaimed, hugging his brother back.

"...'how are you, Deceit?' 'Oh, I'm fine, Deceit.'" Deceit mumbled bitterly.

"...you still feel bad."

"Yeah, you got the wrong guy lol."

---

"Love is scary." Logan mumbled. "Should it be scary? Probably not? Maybe Patton is manipulating me?"

"Maybe." Virgil shrugged.

"I'll go ask." Logan said.

---

Patton was strangling Logan on the floor when Virgil walked in.

"Ah--"

"Oop--"

The two stared at each other.

---

"I'VE GOT A KNIFE!" Patton screamed, running up to Remus. "SHANK--"

THE END

A/N:

Idk what this is. Probably will be deleted soon.