Get pranked, you fool! I'm about to spoil a major scene right now!
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Thanos eats spaghetti AND garlic bread for 30 MINUTES straight!
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I watched Endgame last night with my family. The previous night, I had forced them to watch Infinity War in order to understand the plot and to know most of the characters. Despite watching Infinity War a mere night before Endgame, I don't think they understood much of Endgame.

I managed to avoid spoilers for an entire week. I changed seats in class since the people around me began discussing Endgame plot twists. I avoided attending a school rally where edgy kids shouted out Endgame spoilers to trigger people. I even considered wearing headphones to the movie theater in order to avoid hearing spoilers from excited fans.

Endgame contains incredible dialogue, powerful character growth, and epic fights. If you haven't seen the movie yet, get out of your bean bag chair, wipe the cheeto crust off your fingers, and drag your 400 pound body to your nearest theater. We need to make Endgame the top grossing film in order to usurp Avatar, a movie undeserving of its #1 title. Rise up!

Love and Peace,
Arkada