No, I am not a hundred years old. Then I would be super old. This is my hundredth chapter!!!!! I am so happy!!!! (does dance) 

5 seconds later (dancing)

5 minutes later (dancing)

5 hours later (dancing)

5 years later (dancing)

5 decades later (dancing)

5 centuries later (dancing)

Now I am more than a hundred years old. I am so happy. Wait I am older than 5 hundred years old shouldn't I be-

(falls to ground)

(points hand up) Called it.