This isn't a joke, I will add one, but this is more of a vent.

It's offical...
My dog is being put down. He's old and not in great health. I know he's suffering but is it wrong to try to get him to stay and reason with your parents? I don't want him to go....

...well here's your joke, not trying to offend people:

I'm bisexual is in bye don't touch me!

(Yeah...turns out my friend got the definition wrong, I'm Bi)