José pushed his lawnmower forward to finish the last square foot of his customer's lawn (for a price of a mere $5). He turned the lawnmower off and made his way back to the customer's front door to recieve his $5 for his efforts. Breathing in the scent of fresh $5 bills, José loaded the lawnmower into the back seat of his Corolla. But after he pulled out of his customer's driveway, something felt different.

A few miles down the highway and something really didn't feel right. He turned down the radio and looked in his rear-view mirror. It was his customer's car, following a bit too close for comfort. Had José missed a blade of grass in his customer's lawn? No, he couldn't have - although José's services may be cheap, they're the highest quality services in Mexico and USA (and only one phone call away). Suddenly, the car flashed its headlights. Squinting his eyes, José almost missed his exit. As he expected, the car followed and took the exit, as well. An hour passed of the car occasionally flashing its headlights and José reached his trailer. The car pulled up right next to José's. His only hope now was to bolt as fast as a Mexican ever has to the house and call the police. The customer got out of his car as well and shouted,
"Hurry! Lock the door and call the cops!" Was this man crazy?

Minutes later, after the police arrived at the scene and took care of everything, José discovered the terrifying truth. He had been betrayed. It turns out, his own lawnmower, his own amigo that he had trusted for years had a meat cleaver in the back seat and was planning to murder José. The customer saw this before José left and followed behind in an attempt to save José, flashing his headlights whenever the lawnmower began reaching into the front of the car to stab José, blinding the lawnmower and causing it to retreat.