Happy 2018 everybody! Good luck keeping your new year resolutions... you'll need it...

Happy new year! Okay, texting tip you've gotta try this:
Ingredients:
-Apple Phone
-Decent friends

Step 1: Ask your friends to boil your phone.
JK!!!!!!!! DONT ACTUALLY DO THAT!!!!!!!

Step 1: (4real) Text your friend, "Happy new year".

Step 2: Watch!

Yah, that's my new year thingy... Yeah...
Those are the only fireworks I'm erupting this year.
Question of the Chapter: (yes we're doing this now)
What is your favorite kind of potato?
(Judge me if you want)