4-year-old boy: *is playing with a My Little Pony that belongs to a 4-year-old girl*

Me: Okay, how about you let her have her toy back now?

4-year-old boy: Okay, here's your donkey.

4-year-old girl: *looks like she's been slapped in the face*

4-year-old girl: *stares*

4-year-old girl: *slowly reddens*

4-year-old girl: THIS...IS NOT A DONKEY!! IT IS A P O N Y!!!!! HER NAME IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE! SHE. IS. NOT. A. DONKEY!!!!1!1!1!!1!!!!

4-year-old boy:

4-year-old boy:

4-year-old boy:

4-year-old boy: *looks at me helplessly* I...I like donkeys.