C got really uptight the other day because my author bio says I live in the woods. "We're not IN the woods. Look out the windows. Is that woods? We're on the EDGE of the woods. Why would you say we live IN it?" (We live in the same neighborhood.)

Tonight, while giving an interview, I said "I live on the EDGE of the woods."

I texted his mom and told her to tell him. According to her, he threw his arms in the air and said, "Praise."