ya'll i'm so fucking tired please just accept this mess 

"Allura, are you going to woman up and ask him out?" Romelle asked.

"What??? Who??? I'm not- what I- you- how dare you assume I have a crush on Lance, I- you-" Allura continued sputtering while Romelle just took a sip of her tea.

"Bruh. You're gonna have to ask him out soon. Or at least tell him how you feel," Romelle interrupted.

"What? Why?" Allura asked. Romelle took another sip of her tea.

"Because Keith's is gonna ask him out soon and you're gonna miss your chance," Romelle replied.

"Wait, how do you know this?"

"I have my ways. Also, Keith's technically my bro, so... yeah."

"Wait, so... Keith is... uh-"

"Gay? Damn, Allura. How out of the loop are you?"

"Well! It shouldn't be a problem, right? I mean, it's not like Lance is actually into guys... right?"

"I'm... not sure. That's why you need to tell him soon, before Keith does."

"But Lance isn't into guys!"

"Listen, I have no idea if he's into guys. I think there's a fair chance that he might say yes to Keith? But he also might say yes to you. Just shoot your shot and do it soon."

Allura sighed and put his face in her hands.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. But let me do it at my own pace, okay?"

"I'm not telling you to run over to his house with flowers and chocolate and confess your undying love, Take your time," Romelle said.

****

She had to contact him. Allura didn't know when Keith might ask! Besides, she was starting to worry if Lance might actually be a smidgen gay...

She pulled out her phone and started texting him.

Princess♦: Lance? U on?

Tailor: eyyy, just who I wanted to talk 2!!!

Princess♦: o, rlly? What about?

Tailor: well, I was hoping to get some advice.

Princess♦: Sure, what's up?

Tailor: okay, so, I might sound kinda weird but...

Tailor: u r my bff u know this

Princess♦: I sure am.

Tailor: ok so this is a rlly important thing 2 me

Tailor: and it might change the way you see me?

Princess♦: I actually wanted to talk to u about smthin too

Princess♦: Also important

Tailor: so whos gonna go first

Princess♦: u can, u brought up important thing first

Tailor: ok so

Tailor: i think

Tailor: keith has a crush on me???

Princess♦: ...oh?

Princess♦: wut gave u that idea?

Tailor: he kinda used the worst pickup line on me???

Princess♦: was he blushing?

Tailor: yes so much

Princess♦: um how do u feel about that?

Tailor: that's wut i wanted to talk about actually.

Tailor: i feel pretty good? like, idk man

Tailor: i thought he was rlly cute and i thought that me thinking that was weird

Tailor: but the more i thought about it the more i realized this was not the first time i've thought about it? 

Tailor: like, thought about him in that kinda way???

Tailor: and i think i kinda like him???

Tailor: llura??? U there still???

Princess♦: yeah, i'm here.

Tailor: so... wut do u think i should do?

Princess♦: do you really like him?

Tailor: yeah, i think i do.

Princess♦: then...

Princess♦: You should go for it.

Tailor: really?????

Princess♦: Yeah, totally.

Tailor: ur right!! i only live once and dammit it would be nice to date keef for a lil while!

Tailor: or maybe more depending on how good everything is, y'no?

Tailor: thanks llura, ur a great friend!

Princess♦: Yeah. I know.

Tailor: wut did u wanna talk about?

Princess♦: its not important anymore.

Tailor: u sure?

Princess♦: yeah, i figured it out.

Princess♦: i guess i figured out a while ago now that i think about it.

Princess♦: i just kinda wanted to ignore it for my own benefit.

Tailor: well, i hope it all worked out.

Princess♦: i think it will.

Princess♦: u better keep me updated about keith tho or i will cut u.

Tailor: damn, u already kno i will :)

Princess♦: i gotta go. i'll talk to u l8r!!!

Tailor: bye!!!

Princess♦: Keith? U on?

Knifeboi: Yeah, what's up?

Princess♦: so u have a thing for lance rite?

Knifeboi: What? Who told you that?

Knifeboi: Was it Romelle?

Knifeboi: Damn it, I told her to stop looking through my journals!

Princess♦: relax u nerd

Princess♦: i just wanted to tell u

Princess♦: if u wanna date my bff u gotta promise me somthin

Princess♦: u gotta promise me that you'll take care of him and treat him like the goddamn queen he is

Knifeboi: And then I'll have your blessing to date him?

Princess♦: precisely.

Knifeboi: Well, that's an easy promise.

Princess♦: say it officially

Knifeboi: Is it not clear that I promise?

Princess♦: pls? this rlly means a lot to me.

Knifeboi: Fine.

Knifeboi: I, Keith Kogane, do solemnly swear to take care of Lance Mcclain and to treat him like the goddamn queen he is.

Princess♦: u have my unconditional support.

Princess♦: but if u break his heart i will sneak into ur house and cut off all ur hair in ur sleep

Knifeboi: Yeah, that's fair.

Princess♦: now, go ask everyone's dream boy out on a date

Knifeboi: What if he says no???

Princess♦: i'm promising u that he won't say no.

Knifeboi: Okay... Thanks, Allura.

Princess♦: yeah yeah go on u big lug

Rombell: Hey.

Princess♦: hey.

Rombell: Keith told me what you said to him.

Rombell: That was a really mature thing you did.

Rombell: It really meant a lot to him that you support him, even though he will never tell you because he is a dork.

Princess♦: rlly?

Rombell: Yeah, really. He just wanted your support because you are Lance's best friend and it was really important that you accepted them both.

Rombell: What made you change your mind?

Princess♦: i was gonna tell lance how i felt but...

Princess♦: he told me he liked keith before i got a chance to.

Princess♦: and i wasn't gonna be bitter about it.

Princess♦: u can't change someone's feelings, u know?

Princess♦: so, i thought supporting him and keith would be the best for everyone.

Rombell: Well, if you require a shoulder to cry on, I will be here.

Princess♦: i don't need a shoulder.

Princess♦: i just want lance to be happy.

Princess♦: and for keith to be happy.

Princess♦: and if they both make each other happy (which they totes do) then i'm happy too.

Rombell: God, you are so mature. How did you even gain this level of matureness??? Teach me your ways, O wise one.

Princess♦: r u being sarcastic? it's hard to tell.

Rombell: No, I am not! Sorry.

Princess♦: well if u rlly wanna know how i do it

Princess♦: i do it by

Princess♦: being a decent human being

Rombell: Well, gosh darn.

Rombell: What a shocking turn of events.

Rombell: Gosh diddly ding dang darn.

Rombell: Pardon my foul language.

Princess♦: meh, I'll let it slid.

Princess♦: *slide

Rombell: Okay, I have to go, but I just wanted to say that I am proud of you!!!

Rombell: Bye!!!

Princess♦: bye!

Tailor: LLURA

Tailor: LLURA!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess♦: wut's up??

Tailor: HE ASKED ME OUT

Princess♦: who?

Tailor: KEITH!!

Princess♦: who's keith?

Tailor: oh hardy har har

Princess♦: so?? u said yes rite???

Tailor: no, allura. i completely dissed the guy off bc as we clearly discussed earlier, i harbor no feelings for the guy.

Tailor: of course i said yes u weirdo

Princess♦: congrats! wut r u 2 gonna do?

Tailor: i'm... not exactly sure, actually?

Princess♦: well fuck u better figure it out so i can stalk u

Tailor: fuck no u won't

Princess♦: o, if u insist

Princess♦: and don't forget that i'm gonna be your best man at the wedding

Tailor: bruh

Tailor: of fucking course u r  

Me? Writing a weak ending? Yeah, it's more likely than you think. 

Anyway, I'm gonna throw this into the abyss of many stories I have almost finished but will probably never finish. 

Stay awesome my fabulous t-rexs!!