Lance: Hey, Keith.

Keith: What?

Lance: Would you say our relationship

Keith: Lance no

Lance: Was love at first gLANCE

Keith: First of all, I hate you. Second of all, we're not in a relationship. 

Lance: Are your eyes the galaxy because baby I'm lost in space.

Lance: If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple

Lance: Your lips seem so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Keith: Please stop

Lance: What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

Lance: There must be something wrong with my eyes. Whenever I'm in the same room as you, I can't take them off you

Lance: Someone should call the police because you stole my heart

Keith: Why are you like this

Lance: Daaaaaad. Help meh

Shiro: What is it?

Lance: Keith won't notice mee

Shiro: And why do you think that is?

Lance: I keep using pickup lines...

Shiro: I'm gonna stop you right there. No. 

Lance: Okay... what do I do instead?

Shiro: Just tell him how you feel?

Lance: I tried that!

Shiro: No, I mean go into detail about it! Don't just say you like him

Lance: Wow... I would never have thought of that! 

Lance: Thanks, Shiro! You're definitely getting a '#1 dad' mug for father's day!

Keith: And he just won't stop!

Pidge: Aww!!

Keith: Pidge no he keeps using the worst pickup lines

Pidge: At least he's trying!

Keith: 'If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple' yeah that's what I wanted to hear today

Keith: Kill me

Lance: Okay, Keith. I know you're tired of the pickup lines.

Keith: Damn straight

Lance: So I'm going to stop.

Keith: You are?

Lance: Yep! I talked to Shiro, he gave me an idea, but I didn't know how to do it and I know you're tired of the pickup lines, so here I am. Telling you I'm going to stop. 

Keith: Okay. Good. 

Keith: It's awful! I don't know what to think! 

Hunk: You wanted them to stop, right?

Keith: Well... yeah. 

Hunk: And now he has! What's the big deal?

Keith: I don't know... 

Allura: Have you ever considered the fact that you might actually enjoy them?

Pidge: Just joining AND LANCE STOPPED THE PICKUP LINES OH HE'S IN FOR IT NOW but do continue this is getting interesting

Keith: Why would I enjoy them? 

Keith: They're annoyingly cute, and he won't stop!

Keith: Oh quiznak

Keith: Damn auto-correct!

Keith: I meant to say

Keith: to say

Pidge: YESYESYESYESYES U DO LIKE THEM I WILL TELL LANCE

Keith: No! If anybody's saying anything, it's me.

Pidge: You have 24 hours

Hunk: Why is it always 24 hours?

Pidge: What, would you rather 16

Hunk: Well, yeah

Pidge: THEY"RE TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT

Keith: Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime

Lance: Aww! What was that for?

Keith: My way of saying:

Keith: If you stop with the cheesy pickup lines I will break you

Lance: So... does this mean you'll go on a date with me?

Keith: One. We'll see where things go from there

Lance: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lance: PIDGE PIDGE PDGE

Pidge: What??? What??? WHAT???

Lance: Keith agreed to go on a date with me!!!

Pidge: OH MY G O D YES YES YTES IM SCREMIN I CANT BREATH HOLY SHIT YESYESYES BLESSED BE THIS DAY FOR KLANCE IS FINDING A WAY HOLY SWEET JESUS CHRIST YES YES IM CRYING SOMEONE SEND HLP \ KDFDFGHKJBNKSDJNFGKHUYSOR78YHWE498HGYIYN50T7GH3WV Q0TN0

Lance: Calm yourself

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