Chapter: Shitposts #7

Dream: I can't think straight.

Killer: That's because your Gay.
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Dream: Now sing the ABC's Default.

Esme: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z.

Dream: You missed the 'P'.

Esme: It's running down my leg!
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Default: I'm going to be a lesbian when I grow up!

Default: Just like Mum and Dad.
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Killer: I think I'm a good person.

Dream: Well. . . .
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Ink: Who are you texting?

Dream: I have a date tonight.

Blue: Who's the lucky guy?
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Killer: Dream, spell 'ME'.

Dream: Um. M E?

Killer: You forgot the 'D'.

Dream: There's no 'D' in 'ME'.

Killer: Not yet.
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Dream: Mushroom dance, mushroom dance, whatever could it mean.

Killer: I means you've lived a life of sin.
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Default: Mum? What's an orgasm?

Dream: Dunno, never had one.

Killer coughs:
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Killer: Check out this Minecraft umbrella that I bought.

Dream: Killer that's bad luck.

Killer: It's fine--

Nightmare: WHO SUMMONED ME?
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Dream: Killer what are you going to be for Halloween?

Killer: Well I was hoping that I could be your boyfriend.

Dream: Awww well then I hope I could be. . . .

Dream: Dead.
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Dream: Hey Killer do you wanna go?

Killer: Yeah I wanna go, let's go.

Dream: Alright let's go out.

Killer: Go on a date?

Dream: Yeah.

Killer: You want kids?
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Killer: Hey Dream, wanna have a bromace?

Dream: That's kind of Gay.

Killer: It isent anymore.

Dream: I'm walking out the door.

Killer: Please don't go away.
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Dream: cUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES--

Killer: THIS IS CROSS' CHOCOLATE BAR!

Cross: Really?
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Killer: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

Dream claps:

Killer: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

Dream claps:

Killer: If your stress-y and depress-y and your life is kind of messy if your sad and you know it clap your hands.

Killer, Dust, Nightmare, Horror, Error, and Ink clap: