Y/n's Pov

   I watched Kyle as he flailed his arms and Stan scolding him. "Stan, he was comforting me, I was upset that I can't answer anything right." Stan walked over to me and squished my face, "My little girl was sad? I could've comforted you!" I whined, "Stan, I'm not little, we are literally 5 seconds apart." 

   "That's right, you're a big girl. Yes you are, yes you are." Kyle stood over to the side laughing hysterically, "Stop it, and you!" I said pointing over to Kyle. He stopped laughing," Thanks for everything." My face flushed and he smiled, "Anytime. Anything for a close friend." 

   Friendzoned. Ehhh. Stan gasped at my face and stared speaking gibberish, "UOY EKIL ELYK?" (Comment if you can translate it! I'm sure you can do it.) Kyle laughed at Stan's weird words. I understood him and waved my arms back and forth. "No! Not at all! Why would you even think that? Ha, I'm just gonna-" I left the room and bolted out of the house, "Pineapple! Pineapple! Pineapple!"

   I saw Wendy just ahead looking back at me when all the sudden, smack. "Ow, I'm so sorry, are you hurt?" I asked. I heard a small whimper, "Y-yeah, I'm okay." I looked up and saw Butters. Wendy came running over helping me up, "Y/n you have to watch where you're going. Sorry Butters, are you sure you're okay?"

   Wendy is such a mom. He nodded his head and walked away. "So, what was the problem?" I screeched, "Stan is on to me! I'm sure he knows! You need to get him off my trail!" She groaned, "Stan is a good guy Y/n, he wouldn't expose you."

   I squinted my eyes at her, "He is my brother, he will ban me from ever seeing him again! Plus that would be so awkward, his sister and his super best friend going out." She put her hand on my shoulder, "Really? I'm your best friend and Stan still asked me out, what's the difference?" I smiled, "You're right! Thanks Wendy, I got to get back to my house, love you!" She waved at me while I ran back. 

   Man, I'm an idiot. I can't believe I didn't think of that myself- my thought process was cut off when I hit someone," Again, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?" I heard a grumble, "Y/n where did you go? You had us so worried!" I looked up and saw Stan. He embraced me in a hug. "Let me go you idiot."

   I wriggled out of his grasp. "Y/n, where did you go and were you screaming pineapple?" I puffed out my cheeks and looked away.

   "No reason." He chuckled and pushed me back to the house. "Stan can we talk when we get back?" He nodded his head.

   When we made it back I took Stan to my room.

   "So I came to a decision that I have to tell you and you have to help me." He smiled, "Anything for my baby sister." 

   I groaned and blushed, "Well you see... You were right and I really like Kyle and I don't know what to do about it and now he wants to tutor me and I look so dumb and I can't."

   He looked a bit taken back from all the words I just spewed out. "Wait. You actually like him?" I slowly nodded my head. "No." 

   "Wait, what?" Did he just say-

   "No problem! My child has a crush on my Super Best Friend! This is going to be fun!" I let out a sigh of relief. "What? Did you think I wasn't going to help you get Kyle? I'm just happy you have good taste."

   I rolled my eyes, "Thanks, Stan. Though I swear if you mess this up, my room is right next door." He put his hands up.

   "We can start tomorrow at school." I nodded my head. I'm so not ready for this...