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T: drake and josh, icarly, and victorious were all set in the same world, the nickelodeon universe. Helen wad the manager for the theater josh worked at in drake and josh, and later, on victorious, she comes back as the same person but is now the hollywood arts new school principal. In another episode of victorious, cat recalls an episode of drake and josh, thinking it was something that happened to tori and trina, and everyone tells her that what she's recalling is actually from a show called drake and josh, a classic. This leads me to believe that while drake and josh was both a show in our universe, and the nickelodeon universe, there is one big diffrence between the shows: in our universe the show was just a TV show but in theirs it's a reality show.
T: Further more, there's one episode of icarly where drake stumbles in and calls her megan instead of carly. In drake and josh, which we have established was reality TV, megan was drakes younger sister, and joshs step sister. drake and megans biological fathers identity is never mentioned. In icarly, carly lives with her older brother spencer without their parents. Their father was is a member of the us military, and visits in one episode.
T: The only logical conclusion can be that megans mom and carlys dad were once together, and that carly and megan are the same person. megan lived with her mom while the reality TV show was going on but when it ended she went to go live with her other brother, spencer. While playing megan, she had so much fun on her show but she decided to reinvent herself as carly to make her new hit web show, icarly.

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J: What are you thinking about?
T: i wonder if i've ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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T: What does a pasta maker put on his tinder profile?
T: send noods
J: Theres Zaru Soba in the cupboard above the stove but if you think for even one second that I'm brining it up to you you're fucking wrong

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J: Roy was arguing with The Government about his taxes on the phone and about half way through he put them on speaker so he could make faces and mouth curses about them at me every thirty seconds and I'd know why, and the chick on the other end of the phone said, "you're 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school!" And Roy shut her up with, "First of all, the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell-"

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J: We still hate each other bro, but like, not enough to call each other out, y'know?
W: Not even a little bit
J: Me neither

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T: So basically Bruce walked up to u like "im sorry to break this to u, but it seems ive owned u so hard that ur now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact, im very disappointed in u" and now ur a billionaire
J: Pretty much, yeah
T: K but what we're u and Bruce doing in Crime Alley in the middle of a night on, like, a tuesday
J: Uh
J: Crime?

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J: If you want to fucking fight, you could just ask

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T: So you know how I have AP Science with Dickie third period and u don't because I'm smarter than u?
J: I literally have that course next semester but go off I guess. Your point?
T: The teacher made the mistake of asking "Any questions?" and Dickie and I both raised our hands and of course she picked Dickie and he asked "How many followers do I need before I'm considered a religion?" and then we spent the whole class debating if Dickie would be considered a cult or a religion

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J: Just heard Babs and Dickie arguing like a married couple and Dickie yelled "no, honey, I have a job! It's called being hardcore!"

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T: be gay. do crimes. step on grass.

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J: Made the mistake of getting on Roy's motorcycle again.
J: "DON'T DRIVE IN THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU CANT GO THE ZOOM ZOOM SPEED," he says, almost getting us killed

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T: We need to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace but never getting mad at me

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J: What the FUCK
T: Its like he has an agreement with gravity

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T: Funny, ever since I could remember my biggest passion has always been repression

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W: Why are there so many gargoyles in Gotham
D: huh. Never noticed. Does Central not have gargoyles??
W: It has exactly 4
T: ...
J: Why do you know that
W: Sometimes when I get bored I run through town and count things

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W: Did you know there are exactly 168 public water fountains in Central?
J: Exactly how much free time do you have
T: Dickie and RoyBoy are busy today so
T: His whole day's open
J: Wally you're 19, right?
W: Ya why
J: If you don't have anything to do today, why don't you run on over to Canada or Europe and grab us a ridiculous amount of alcohol
T: we'll pay u
W: I dunno guys, Dickie probably wouldn't like me stealing his customers
J: You guys are basically married though, right? Isn't it technically a shared business?
T: plus Dickie is busy today, and we'd hate to inconvenience him once he gets back and finally gets a chance to relax...
W: Well when you put it that way...
J: Great! We'll be waiting on top of Wayne Enterprises!
T: c u in 10, Wallman!

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T: heyo it's Timmy Drake your resident Everywhere Mess & waste of space : )

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J: What a comfortable and regular distance for you all to be. This isn't weird at all.

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T: I'm keeping him. Any one who touches him dies.

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J: Death approaches less slowly if you don't stop with this smartass bullshit; try me and get a free trial
T: as long as we're on the same page, i'll meet you in the pit. monday at high noon

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T: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
J: Uh, probably Wally

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J: Asked Roy how his life is going and all he said was "wanna be in love but also yikes no"

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W: SHE JUST RIPPED THEM OFF
T: What the fuck
W: I can never look at Babs the same ever again
T: I'm fucking traumatized
D: Its just fake eyelashes!
W: SHE FUCKING RIPPED THEM OFF

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J: Roy is so drunk
J: press F to pay respects
T: F
D: F
W: F
R: z
D: wrong letter
R: zuck

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T: Has anyone seen my other phone??
J: Hey, nerd, instead of yelling about your phone, you know you can just GPS it on your computer
J: I didnt know you were so stupid
T: Hey, thats a pretty good idea for a dumbass
T: Has anyone seen my laptop??

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T: Jay, you're drunk. Where are you going
J: ths wil b tkn care of n ho

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J: Where the fuck are you??
T: Wally and i MAY have skipped school to make galaxy nachos

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T: I may have screwed up big time.
J: Timmy, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific

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J: "Dick, you were supposed to turn in your book report."
J: "I did!"
J: "No, this is the city's newspaper with your name written on the top. In crayon."
J: What the fuck Richard

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T: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.

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J: I came here to roast Timmy but now I think I can feel reality crumbling

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T: No, are you?-
J: Are we what? Using your tactics against you? We would never

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