Me: Queen Saralee, your fashion sense is much better than mine. What should I wear for my first day of college? I want to look mature enough that everyone won't be wondering what a random teenager is doing in their classes, but I also don't want to look like a tryhard. 

Queen Saralee: It is easy, human. Dress like a kickbutt Iceheart warrior about to ride into battle! The look screams power and intelligence, it does. Take it from an expert. 

Me: 

Why do I even ask for your advice, let alone take it??