"You know we can't be together."

"I'm boreeeed. Entertain me."

"You did NOT just touch my shampoo."

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"You broke my heart."

"Fine. Let's go shopping."

"I'm not the same goody two shoes you once knew. I've adapted."

"Pineapple belongs in pizza, end of discussion."

"Sure, anything for a fan."