Dude, what I am I even doing here? I dont remember like anything... I think my name is Steve ...no wait *looks down* yep, I'm a dude,then who's Steve? I'm in a alleyway, by garbage cans. Wait! someone's coming hide. I dont think they- hey! There's garbage on my head.
Ew, I can't smell it though. Nevermind. I smell , pizza!!!
I remember something, no..someone. Wade, Wade Wilson...I think thats it. Maybe he can help me. But honest I can't see shit, well I can but everything is blurry as fuck. Maybe this Wade knows something? What do you think? Wait, you're just a figment of my imagination.. like the boxes in my head why does it matter what you think. Never mind, back to the task at hand finding out what the hell is going on. Maybe I should check the apartment on the left..
that's when I heard a ringing
,not in my head like when I first woke up to. But like a cell phone. Maybe its mine, I think I own one. I'm mean most people do, what day is today anyways?! Its a flip phone? Wait there's another one and another one. I should just take them all.. The flip phone has a contact by the name Wade in it. You think thats the same guy I'm looking for? The boxes think so. The other phones are a Blackberry  and an IPhone. Hey! its my reflection. Hello there good looking. Turning on the Blackberry I saw a picture, of me. I was with some girl, there was guy with a burnt face behind us fucking around. there was some writing underneath it, Sabrina And ... prom redo 2017. Its 2017?! that sounds a bit futuristic... doesn't look it.
Not a single flying sneaker in sight. Not even a robot that takes your garbage out for you. Thats just sad..thanks boxes, have figured out my identity yet? Oh, that's just great. What about you? The one in my head reading my thoughts. No idea? You're no help.. then I guess well find out soon. "Hey you garbage guy! Do you know who lives here?" No answer, he just kept on loading garbage into the truck. I just ran in front of him waving back and forth.
I even kissed him. He didnt even see me. Dude oh my fuck I'm dead. I need to find Wade and find him fast. I decide to call him it went something like this. "Is this Wade?"
"Yes, do I know you?"
"I think so, but I have no ideadl who anyone is I dont even know my name but your name's in three phones that I found when I woke up in a dumpster,so you must know me some how cause all I remembered is some guy named Steve and like I said a guy name Wade.Also I think I'm dead" "Well,how about you swing by trash breath and we'll figure something out." Replied the guy named Wade.
"Where do you live douchepants?"
"I'm texting it to you now Dunderhead." Wade retorted.
"Oh bye." Then he hung up.
oh cool, time to solve a mystery.