Hey guys. Remember in the third book when Mags said Einherjar couldn't have kids? Pretend they can.
Enough said.

Magnus pov

"AgHgHgHGh!" I began, with pure elegance, "Where'd it go?!?!?! We have to find it!!!!"

Alex ran up tapping his thumb nail on teeth nervously. "I don't know! If we don't find it they'll kill us!"

"I know. I know." I amended. "Did you check the kitchen?"

Alex facepalmed. "I am an idiot." She said. Today she was wearing tight neon green yoga pants with a pink tank top. I've the tank top was a beautiful green and pink sports bra.

"I occasionally think so but not often." I said. I hugged her from behind and threw my arms around her waist. "Even if you are an idiot, you're my idiot. My beautiful eyemelting neon idiot."

She turned her head and looked up at me. Her eyes lost focus staring into mine. She shook her head to get her thoughts in order. "Kitchen!" She reminded herself. She ran to the kitchen and I heard a sigh of relief.

I walked into the kitchen and saw Alex holding the missing object. "Awww," I said, "You look so cute with her on your shoulder!"

Alex rolled her eyes. "You're sounding like Yvette." She began bouncing Sam and Amir's baby in her arms. "I'm glad we found her. What's her name again?"

I laughed. "This is kinda funny. Her name is....Fierrochase."

Alex's eyes widened. She handed me baby Fierrochase. "Excuse me for a moment," she said, "I'm gonna go vomit now." And she left in a cloud of smug.

Later Sam and Amir came and took baby Fierrochase. They told us we could go back to Valhalla now and get a nights sleep. "Have fun." Sam said, "But not too much fun." I laughed.

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Magnus pov (still -_-)

We arrived in Valhalla and immediately Alex plopped onto the bed and hung her head upside down off the side of the bed and stared at me. I laughed and lay down beside her. I picked up the remote. I clicked a button and (apparently Cole used his author powers to reveal my secret) a rather dirty thing came on.

I yelped and turned the channel to Family Guy. Alex laughed. She turned over in bed to look at me. She was shorter than me by like five inches. She put her arms around my neck and smiled sympathetically. "Its OK Sunshine Kitten." She said, "I do it two."

My jaw dropped. "Y-you do?"

She nodded. "Sometimes you're either not here, or asleep and I can't wake you up." She shook her head, amused, "You are the heaviest sleeper ever."

I smiled. I gave her a kiss. She sighed happily into the kiss and cuddled up closer. I put my hands around her waist. I pulled away. "You know," I said, "You were really beautiful today holding Fierrochase."

She blushed slightly. She had gotten use to my complements on her beauty though. "Thank you." She said, "You know. I think I'm ready. What about you?"

I faltered. Did she really mean...? "You w-want to have a ch-child?" I asked. She nodded. I grinned. 'Helheim yeah in ready!" I exclaimed.

She grinned. "Good," she said, she began fiddling with her fingers, "Because I took a test and I'm pregnant!"

My jaw dropped. Before I could exclaim, she continued. "I went to the doctor and...we're having twins! A boy and a girl!"

I took my hands off of her and stood up from the bed. She looked nervous I would be mad. I jumped up and down and pumped my fist in the air. "I'm gonna be a dad!" I shouted in a voice so loud the entire floor actually heard it.

Cole, Half-born, Tj, and the other guys yelled through their doors, "And we're gonna be uncles!"

All the girls screamed in total fangirl mode. "We're gonna be aunts!"

"WOOHOO!" said everyone.