OKAY! Yes, Lindsey is back with another chapter of MOSAP! I know, it's crazy! I'm posting a lot!

Warning: Barney is kinda a crack!fic prompt. It wasn't meant to be, I swear, it just happened!

Warning: this chapter is stupid and crappy but your dear author, who is very nice and should not be killed for previously taking months to update in the past, decided she wanted to grace you all with another awful chapter to tide you over until she could write a real chapter (she just wrote this in five minutes).

Kissed:

Magnus slowly kissed Alec, and in his arms, Alec felt okay. As okay as he could be when all he was broken, just broken.

Dive:

"Come on, Mags," Alec whispered gently. "You can do this.''

They were standing on a huge diving board, ready to jump.

Or not.

Magnus was visibly shaking. "I- I don't know, Alec-"

"If you can do this- and you don't have to, you absolutely don't- but if you do, I promise you can do whatever you want to me later. Except get rid of my old sweaters," he added as an afterthought.

Magnus laughed shakily and clutched Alec tighter. "I'm ready."

"You sure?"

Magnus nodded. "Let's do this."

Alec pressed a kiss to his forehead and together, they jumped.

Barney:

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family," Magnus sang.

Alec snorted laughter. "Are you- singing Barney?" he asked incredulously. "Like, the song Barney sings to his friends at the end of an episode?"

Magnus held his head up high in defense. "Hey," he began indignantly, "Barney is the best purple dinosaur to ever have graced this earth-"

"He isn't real?-"

"Alec! He's amazing. All he lacks is GLITTER!" Magnus threw his hands up and danced.

Alec bit his lip until it drew blood but then he gave up and laughed crazily.

"Hey." Magnus paused mid macarena (sp?) and put his hands on his hips. "How do YOU know who Barney is and what he sings and when?"

...Alec slowly fades into the darkness with a blush...

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~Linds.