*Singing in verse*

I'mm.....A brave and strong mountain man! The wilderness is my home!

With my trusty steeeeed.... I'm never alone! Neverrr..alone!

Leather boots and bowl cap uniform dress right dress! I stand for upright citizentry and morality yes sir! I love my mom's bacon and beans a good son yes I am, following in my father's foot steps that is my goal!

To serve my country with honor and pride!

The frozen north is my....greatest love I'll never leave it's soil, that is until I met the man who barbers fear and loath!

Team! role call!!!

The undead lady with a sword!

The old man of might a senior citizen with zest that's right!!

A girl tends the pub and tuff and a bull!!

Nature boy who runs in the wild!

Friends all true and true, yet they call me sugary and syrupy at times!!

Tally Ho! Here I go...Mountain man am I!

Kids eat your vegetables.

Who am I?