mad libs
This is not a meme but something fun this is a story I did of mad libs
boy name: Cheesy
boy name: Ouma
length of time: week
noun plural: Yoyle berrys
occupation: Youtuber
noun: inanimate insanity taser
verb ed: drinked
body parts: leg
noun: buff banner
noun: money
verb ing: dropping
ADJECTIVE: bad
noun: dinky knife
ADJECTIVE: perverted
verb: jump
ADJECTIVE: perfect
POPULAR MAGAZINE: Mad
ADJECTIVE: long
noun: Battalion's Backup
VERB ENDING IN "ED": cooked
NUMBER: 23
VERB: stop
NOUN: Self-Aware Beauty Mark
LENGTH OF TIME: days
ADJECTIVE: dead
NUMBER: 10
NOUN (PLURAL): Jarates
VERB: play
VERB ENDING IN "ING": walking
NOUN: mutated milk
ANIMAL: dog
ANIMAL: cat
FOOD: cook spiders
EVENT: Thanksgiving
EVENT (PLURAL): Christmas
NOUN (PLURAL): burger bazaar
VERB ENDING IN "ING": hitting
FAMOUS QUOTE: Elementary, my dear Watson.
NOUN: banana bus
ADJECTIVE: good
VERB ENDING IN "ED": Pushed
NAME OF GIRL IN ROOM: starlow
ANIMAL (PLURAL): loins
VERB ENDING IN "ING": working
NOUN: Force-Thousand-Nature
NOUN: waluigi launcher
VERB: trip
VERB: sleep
This is how the story tuned out
I didn't fall in love with Cheesy .
I fell in love with Ouma.
And that was Week ago,
when for three and a half Yoyle Berrys,
I worked as your Youtuber.
I don't expect you to
remember me. I wasn't a Inanimate Insanity Taser
then. But you did ask me out.
And it Drinked my Leg to say no,
but I loved you too much.
I couldn't bear to become
just another Buff Banner in your Money.
With your Dropping habits, I knew
that even if I was Bad enough...
to get a regular spot
on your rotating Dinky Knife...
I would never have your
Perverted attention long enough
for you to fall in love with me.
I knew I had to do something
to set myself apart.
I knew I had to quit my job
as your Youtuber...
and Jump an international best-seller
Perfect enough...
to get the attention of a New York
publisher as well as "Mad" magazine...
but long enough
that as long as I went unseen,
"Mad" magazine's star journalist...
would refuse
to do a Battalion's Backup about it.
I knew that every time we were supposed
to meet, you would get Cooked...
by 23 of your many girlfriends
and stand me up...
and this would give me a reason
to Stop with you over the Self-Aware Beauty Mark...
and declare that I wouldn't meet
with you for Days.
And then all I would have to do
was be Dead and wait...
the 10 or three weeks it would take
for everyone in the world...
to buy a copy of my best-seller...
and then I would begin to get
the Jarates I would need for you...
to, one, see what I look like, and, two, see
me Play you in public...
as the worst kind of man.
I knew this would make you wanna
get even by Walking one of your exposés.
And in order to do that,
you would have to go undercover...
assume a false Mutated Milk
and pretend to be the kind of Dog...
who would make the kind of Cat
I was pretending to be fall in love.
Since I was pretending to be a Cat
who would have Cook Spiders on the first Thanksgiving...
you would have to pretend to be a Dog
who wouldn't have Cook Spiders for several Christmas.
And in doing so,
we would go out on lots of Christmas...
to all the best places
and all the hit Burger Bazaar...
until finally, one night, you would
take me back to your place...
that you were hitting
was someone else's...
in order to get the Counter Strike Awp you needed
to write your exposé...
by Looking me
until I said, "Elementary, My Dear Watson."
But saying "Elementary, My Dear Watson."
was also my Banana Bus.
I just wanted to tell you
the truth so that when you
heard me say, "Elementary, My Dear Watson."...
you would know that I knew who you were,
and you would know who I was.
Then you, the Good Ouma...
would know that you'd
been Pushed at your own game...
by me, Starlow ,
your former Youtuber.
And I would have,
once and for all, set myself apart...
from all the other Loins
you've known, all those other Loin...
that you never really cared about,
by Working myself someone...
like the one person
you really love and admire...
above all others: You.
Then, when you realized that you
had finally met your Force-Thousand-Nature...
I would have at last
gained the Waluigi Launcher...
that would make you wanna
Trip me first and Sleep me later.
It sounds like a weird reader x ouma fanfic that all bye bye.
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