jungcantkook
jungcantkook started a chat with  urhope

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urhope<
jeon jungkook

>jungcantkook
what they are best quality okay

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like damn who woulda thunk

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disney is a treasure trove

urhope<
why are you sending me memes at two in the morning

>jungcantkook
why are u awake at 2 in the morning is the better question

urhope<
its really not

>jungcantkook
meh

urhope<
why are you even talking to me

>jungcantkook
r00D!!!!

>jungcantkook
i take time out of my busy schedule to talk to ur ass and this is how you treat me

urhope<
jungkook it's 2

>jungcantkook
you think i dont know that? smh

>jungcantkook
1:58 to 2:37 is scheduled for video games, but here i am talking to u

urhope<
i'm honored

>jungcantkook
you better be

>jungcantkook
anyway,, whats up

urhope<
the moon

>jungcantkook
not anymore

urhope<
????

>jungcantkook
bc ur up now sunshine (;

urhope<
how do you not have a girlfriend you smooth motherfucker

>jungcantkook
girls have cooties

urhope<
go to sleep child

>jungcantkook
dont "child" me old man

>jungcantkook
talk to me i'm boredddd

urhope<
i've found that sleep is quite entertaining

>jungcantkook
so are video games

urhope<
there u go

urhope<
go have fun

>jungcantkook
but hyung,,

>jungcantkook
ur the funnest of them all

urhope<
SMOOTH WTF

>jungcantkook
;)

urhope<
ugh fine

urhope<
what do you even want to talk about?

>jungcantkook
idk

urhope<
so basically we exchange one worded texts until it slowly dies down into awkward nothingness

>jungcantkook
basically

urhope<
nice

>jungcantkook
yO i got a question for u

urhope<
thank god

>jungcantkook
whats up with u & v hyung?

urhope<
um??

urhope<
idk you tell me???

>jungcantkook
like why are u always getting on his case about trying to be a meme??

>jungcantkook
emphasis on trying

urhope<
you want to talk about this at 2 in the morning

>jungcantkook
its either this or the awkward nothingness

>jungcantkook
hyung dont u see

>jungcantkook
the forces have already been set into motion

>jungcantkook
now that the chat has started..

>jungcantkook
it can never end

urhope<
i prefer the awkward nothingness thanks

>jungcantkook
way to ruin the mood

urhope<
what mood

>jungcantkook
my mood

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waiT A SECOND

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I SEE WHAT UR DOING

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I SEE YOU HYUNG

urhope<
oh so you're the guy i can see thru the window with the binoculars then

>jungcantkook
its an expression dumbass, we're in the same hotel wtf

>jungcantkook
UR TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC ARENT U

urhope<
HOLY SHIT THEN WHO IS THAT GUY

>jungcantkook
AHA

>jungcantkook
UR DOING IT AGAIN

urhope<
JUNGKOOK IM SERIOUS SOME GUY IS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW FROM THE OPPOSITE BUILDING WITH HUGE ASS BINOCULARS

>jungcantkook
suuuuure

>jungcantkook
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME

urhope<
IM BEGGING U PLS BELIEVE ME

urhope<
FUCK FUCK FUCk I'M SHakiNF

>jungcantkook
CUT IT OUT WITH THE ACT HYUNG

>jungcantkook
NOBODY'S BUYING IT

urhope<
whatever i'm a man screw this

urhope<
i'm not lying though ok? istg theres some guy out there starinG AT ME

>jungcantkook
back to topic

urhope<
right

urhope<
i think we can all agree that my jawline is sharper than jimin's

>jungcantkook
LMAO DREAM ON

>jungcantkook
JIMIN'S LITERALLY DRAWS BLOOD

>jungcantkook
LIKE HAVE YOU TOUCHED IT

urhope<
no bc only weirdos like you go around touching ppl's jawlines

>jungcantkook
i was going to ask if i could touch urs but nvm

urhope<
"can i touch ur jawline"

urhope<
no thats not weird at all

>jungcantkook
yes omg i'm so glad you understand

>jungcantkook
so i can touch it?

urhope<
no

>jungcantkook
:'''''(

>jungcantkook
wait

>jungcantkook
waiT

>jungcantkook
WOW I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID IT AGAIN

>jungcantkook
YOUR PRETTY GOOD AT AVOIDING QUESTIONS I'LL GIVE YOU THAT

urhope<
*you're

>jungcantkook
DONT EVEN TRY

>jungcantkook
alright hyung i'm serious

>jungcantkook
i've seen u do it both in chat & irl so dont deny it

>jungcantkook
why are you so against his obsession w becoming a meme?

>jungcantkook
i mean sure he's a wannabe & its cringey to watch

>jungcantkook
but idk theres smth abt the way you go against him? or is that just me??

>jungcantkook
is there some hidden reason i'm not getting???

>jungcantkook
ur one of my best friends, i know u okay

>jungcantkook
PLS TELL ME :(

>jungcantkook
!!!!

>jungcantkook
MY DEEP TALK WORKED I C U TYPING

>jungcantkook
wait no dont stop typing

>jungcantkook
TYPE

>jungcantkook
WTF STOP DELETING WHAT UR TYPING

>jungcantkook
CAN U JUST PRESS SEND OMG

>jungcantkook
DKLASJLKJDA

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urhope<
you wouldn't understand, jungkook.

urhope<
i'm sorry.

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bangswag
urhope started a chat with bangswag

urhope<
PD-NIM OMG

urhope<
I MEan

urhope<
Bang Shihyuk PD-nim, this is going to sound really weird, but soME CREEP HAS BEEN WATCHING ME FROM THE OPPOSITE BUILDING FOR THE PAST HALF AN HOUR DO SOMETHING IM JSDAHLAKSD

>bangswag
It's almost three in the morning. Why are you up? You have a concert tomorrow and you're staying up late like a little bitch. You're all just a bunch of ungrateful bastards. I never should have created Bantang fucking Sonyeondan. You all act like you're fucking bad boys but you're just a bunch of pussies. Now go back to bed so you can make me rich later.

urhope<
um

urhope<
i um

>bangswag
btw nice boxers

urhope<
wait what

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yall can deny it however much u want but u know in the very depths of your soul that bang pd-nim is ur real bts bias((;

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