Tom: I take orders from just one person; Me.

Tucker: It's a wonder you're still alive
{source: star wars. This might as well have happened}

*Tucker appears* *unholy screech* TOOOOOOMMMMMM

Nade: *gasp* Who's that?

Tom: He doesn't like me.

*Mianite appears* THOMAS!

Nade: *gasp* Who's that!?

Tom: He doesn't like me either.

*Jordan appears* TOM WHAT DID YOU DO

Nade: *gasp* Who's THAT?!

Tom: Let's just assume that for the moment everyone here doesn't like me.
{source: Tangled. Nade is rapunzel because he was, like, never on in S1 so he has no idea who anyone is}

Dec:  *gasp* The sky people from the prophecy! But I thought you were a myth!

Jordan: Well you were mythtaken
{source: IDK. I'm surprised this didn't happen. Also I feel like this has probably been done}

Tom: I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual
{source: tumblr.}

Tom: Punch me in the face.

Tucker: Punch you?

 Tom: Yeah. Punch me in the face. Didn't you hear what I said?

Tucker: I always hear "Punch me in the face" whenever you're talking but it's usually context
{source: sherlock}

*After Jordan joined Mianite, Tom is showing Jordan around*

Sonja: I can see it happening.

Tucker: What?

Sonja: And they don't have a clue.

Tucker: Who?

Sonja: They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line.

Sonja: OUR TRIO'S DOWN TO TWO

Tucker: oh
{Source: the lion king. This is 100% what went through their heads}