Hey Guys, Talle here!

This story is spoof only- plot twists and a joke, it is not to be taken seriously.

Please don't sue me Mattel - I'll buy your Barbie Dolls I promise!

I wrote this shit in three hours so it's probably unedited and I don't give a fuck - mature for language and sexual innuendos.

Also I don't give a damn if you judge me - this is a joke that your meant to take lightly so criticism isn't really gonna bug me ok?

How about this can be an early present for 1k followers since I haven't quite reached it yet but I'm pretty close!

Let me know if you would like me to do more spoof!