About money brazen to the core

what we would call a "cute hoor"

cutting out coupons is never a chore

penny-pinching ways he adores

his long-suffering wife is sore

he's had her duck-taping the floor

"There's no flies on him" I've heard roared

If there is,their dead and paying rent, for sure"

He'll never be 'properly' poor

hides when bills come to the door