Oh, the trials and tribulations, I feel

endeavouring to look enterprising

Listen, to bosses never-ending spiel

I know through the ranks I won't be rising

I am here to pay the bills, thats my deal

I do not need your looks and surmising

Leave me alone, I'm just earning a meal

Want to get ahead, do, patronising

Hey, this is not my dream career, get real

Social Life, ok, not compromising

I say, ambition, in this place, no appeal

Call me in, go on, start the uprising

So, everyone, get with the programme

this is a steady work horse not Red Rum