A/N: (Art doesn't belong to me)

This is for you @GGK1234 @hiimdyinginside @TamagotchiPet 

Enjoy this random crap guys:

Varian sighed. Ever since that day in the water kingdom, he had missed her. Since when did he have a crush on dead people? He constantly asked himself this, as the days went on. But his love for deceased Queen Chausiku Kossani had remained, if not grown.

Nuru, Yong, and Hugo had been noticing his strange behavior. The way he got lost in thought much more than usual, the little hearts he drew in the dirt, and the way he got sad whenever looking at the totem they earned in the water kingdom. Something was up and they were going to find out what it was. Even if that meant working together.

"Alright, Hugo I despise you but we have to get to the bottom of this." Nuru said once they were sure Varian was gone. They had sent him on a few fool's errands, and Yong had gone with him. Hugo groaned.

"Fine." he grumbled under his breath, then sighed. "If I'm being honest, I'm a little worried about Goggles."

Nuru made cooing noises and Hugo shot her a look that could kill. "Kidding, I'm worried too." she said hastily. "With him and Yong off running those 'errands' we should have enough time to get to the bottom of this." They both sat in silence for a long time. It was Hugo who broke the silence.

"Well he's obviously in love." he said. Nuru nearly slammed her face on the table they were sitting at.

"Ya think?" she said, already getting frustrated, "He's been drawing hearts on anything he can get his hands on!". Then an idea popped into her head. "Waaaait. Doesn't Varian have a little journal?" she asked. Hugo, catching on quickly, smirked and stood up. The two went over to Varian's bag, which he had fortunately left. After a quick minute of digging through it, they found a small leather notebook. Flipping to the first page, Nuru read aloud.

"'This journal belongs to Varian and only Varian. Hugo, I see you reading this.'" Nuru stopped with a snort. "Well it looks like only I can read it! 'You too Nuru.'" she stopped and Hugo burst out laughing.

"'Only I can read it' huh?" he asked through his giggles. Nuru snapped the book shut and wacked Hugo on the face with it. He shut up and started to rub his nose grumpily. Nuru skipped through a few pages and her eyes landed on one covered in tiny hearts. With a triumphant 'Aha!' she began to read.

"'I think today I found the love of my life. But she has gone somewhere I cannot follow. Oh Queen-' QUEEN CHAUSIKU KOSSANI?!" Nuru screeched. Hugo stood to the side, completely unaffected.

"Who?" he asked simply. Nuru was starting to freak out.

"Oh dear oh dear oh dear Hugo, Varian has a crush for... for a dead person." she said, placing a hand on her chest. "This is worse than I could have ever thought up of oh no."

Hugo still stood there, with his mouth ajar.

"Wait, isn't that the dead one from your kingdom?" he asked. Nuru nodded hastily. Hugo looked around nervously. "Should we... summon her?" he suggested. Nuru just stared at him. Soon he went over to his stuff and pulled out a book. It was worse for wear and bound in burgundy leather.

He flipped it open and, before Nuru could stop him, Hugo began to chant in Latin under his breath. His volum rose, and as it did, so did the wind. When he stopped, the wind settled and it was silent. Then a voice rang out.

"Ah I see you're new to this whole summoning business! Great!!" The voice was male but it was staticy, as if they were hearing a voice over a radio. Then a figure appeared behind Hugo. He was tall, slender, and very... red. His entire outfit was red, as was his hair, and his eyes. A long staff appeared in his hand. A smile spread across his face but it wasn't warm or welcoming. It took up half his face.

"Hello kids!" he said, going to stand in between them. Hugo had a look that clearly said 'Well this was a terrible decision' and Nuru just stood there. "You probably don't know who I am but that doesn't matter. What does is why you wanna summon my dear friend, Siku."

"I- uh we... uh.." Hugo stammered, shutting the book he was holding and placing it on the ground slowly. Then a third voice rang out.

"Al I thought we agreed you wouldn't take over my job." This one was male. But it wasn't staticy. Nuru looked up and gasped. It was a floating triangle. With one eye. And a top hat.

The red one groaned, "Oh come on Billy, when will you realise that we are one in the same. We both make deals we don't keep!"

The triangle face palmed, "Why do you do this, Alastor?"

Alastor smirked, "Why does anyone do anything? Sheer-"

"Sheer absolute boredom yeah yeah whatever." the triangle said, before turning back to Nuru. "Since I'm already in a bad mood, continue with the summoning spell and me and my associate will be on our way." He floated over and grabbed Alastor by the ear. The two of them began to descend into the... earth.

"C'mon, Charlie is looking for you."

"Oh yeah, why?"

"I don't know, something about Angel finding Niffty's stash of guns..."

Their voices faded to nothing as Hugo and Nuru stood there, staring at the ground. Then another figure popped up behind them.

"Wow I thought they'd never leave." this one was female. And as Nuru turned to see, it was the queen Hugo had been summoning. She was quite tall and slightly transparent with a blue tint. She had a simple green dress on and dark hair that was pulled back into a ponytail.

"Now, what can I do for you two?" She asked good naturedly. Nuru stepped forward.

"Well... you see our friend has a um... he has a crush on you..." Nuru said slowly, wringing her hands and not meeting the Queen's eyes. To both of their surprise, the queen blushed.

"Do you mean the cute one with the goggles and army of fangirls?" Hugo gave her a questioning look but the ghost shrugged.

"Yes, Varian. Wait... do you have a crush on him?" Hugo asked, stunned.

 The queen nodded.

Then there were wedding bells.

Then Nuru woke up from her nightmare.

A/N: this is what happens when I write at 10:30 pm