Me: oh no
Friend: what
Me: ACK
Friend: What?? What's going on what is it??

Me: ACK ITS A JACK BACK ATTACK HOLY CRACKERJACK QUARTERBACK ITS JACK'S BACK YA BETTER GIMME A PIGGYBACK HORSEBACK WITH A PAPERBACK CAUSE ITS HIS BACK SMACK SMACK  I NEED A SNACK WHILE THE SKY IS BLACK ITS JACK'S FUCKING BACK ON CAMERA THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE