Me then: *watches Markiplier*
Oh he's just some drunk guy.
Me now: This man is so stupid. Might as well keep watching him.

Me then: *watches Jacksepticeye*
*throws phone* THAT WAS SO LOUD
Me now: *throws phone* THAT WAS SO LOUD DAMN IT GREEN BEAN

Me then: *watches Pewidpie*
Omg he just swore.....
Me now: Omg stop swearing you little shit.