Person: You're so stupid. I hate you. Die. You aren't good at anything. You can't do anything.
Me: Wow. I wish that were true but, some people already believes in me.
Person: yeah right. Who?
Me: Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and PewDiePie all believe in me. They think I'm amazing, and I can do anything.
Person: Pffffffft-
Me: *tosses spaghetti at face* YOU JUST GOT SPAGHETT FOR NOT THINKIN THEY BELIEVE IN ME