Person: Why does your shirt have a Markiplier logo on it...?
Me: The real question here is...
*gets uncomfortably close to person*
Me: Why DON'T you have a shirt with a Markiplier logo on it?
Person: B-Because I'm not-
Me: yeeeet
*throws PewDiePie, jacksepticeye, and Markiplier confetti logos into the air*
*runs*