Jack: ...
Felix: oh what a cute baby
Mark: yeah I'm glad we get to babysit him!
Jack: t...t...
Felix: *gasp* he's saying his first words!!
Mark: I'll get the camera so the parents can see it and they won't miss it
Jack: t...t........
Mark: cmon Jack! You can do it! Say it!
Jack: ...
Jack: TOPOFTHEMORNINTOYALADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE