*me casually reading Jelix smut*
*suddenly Mark is thrown into the mix*

Me: oh that's cool hi mark don't ruin the relationship plz

*mark flirts with felix*

Me: haha ok Mark

*jack gets pissed*

Me: oh no

*mark and Felix MAKE IT UP BY PROMISING SEX WITH JACK*

Me: WELLL OK

*threesome happens*

Me: WELLLLL SHITTTTT THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS FLYING AROUND HERE FUCKING THREE DICKS WOW A THREESOME IS THIS PEWSEPTICPLIER OR SOMETHING RHATS A LOT O DICKS