*me on date*
Me: so... Do you watch Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and PewDiePie?
Them: What?
Me: *shoves breadsticks into sweater pocket* I'm so sorry sir this isn't going to work out
Me: *leaves*
Them: Wait! Tell me who they are!
Me: *sits down*
Me: it was 2010...