Person: hahahahaha this one minecrafter is so popular he has 100,000 subscribers

Me: ehEXCUSE ME BITCH HAVE YOU MET PEWDIEPIE

Person: he's an idiot

Me: AN IDIOT WITH FIFTY FIVE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS. WHO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT PATHETIC MINECRAFTER

Person: yeah we-

Me: NO. FIFTY. FIVE. MILLION. LEAVE. MORE. SUCCESSFUL. MAN. THAN. YOU. ALONE.