Me: *getting married*
Him: I do
Priest: Do you {insert my full name} take {fiancé's name} to be your husband?
Me: I do
Priest: Oka-
Me: Or do I?
Him: What
Me: BC I MEAN UR NOT ANY MARKIPLIER LETS SAY THAT AND U AINT NO POODIEPIE EITHER AND YA DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO JACKSEPTICEYE SO IDK FAM LIKE I LOVE YOU A LOT BUT U AINT NO MARK/FELIX/SEÀN
Him: *kisses me anyways*
Me: fuck