Hilda groaned and flopped down on the hotel room bed, "Who designed these torture devices?" She asked, pointing to her complex looking shoes.

Silver shrugged, closing the door behind him, "Who knows?" He hummed.

Hilda sat up and crossed her arms. She made a "Hmph" sound.

Silver smirked, "You look cute though..." he said, strolling towards Hilda.

Hilda blushed and smiled mischievously, "You don't look so bad yourself..." she hummed, pulling on the boy's tie.

Silver ran a hand through his hair, "I don't look too bad? I'm hot."

Hilda giggled.

"Is that funny?"

Hilda bit her lip, "No..."

Silver leaned down and put a hand on Hilda's thigh, "You think it's funny..."

Hilda wrapped her arms around Silver, "I never said that..."

Silver slowly pressed Hilda onto her back and ran his hand up her thigh and up her already short dress, "You're lying..."

"And what are you going to do if I am?"

A low chuckle escaped Silver's throat, "Oh the things I'll do..." he said, pressing his lips against Hilda's.

Hilda returned the kiss, grabbing Silver by the hips and pulling him closer. Just as Silver was about to take off a certain article of Hilda's clothing, a voice cut him off.

"What the FUCK IS HAPPENING?!" The voice yelped.

Hilda immediately pushed Silver off of her and onto the floor.

"Okay...Ow!" He complained.

The two squad members looked to see their third, standing in the open doorway. He looked horrified.

"Gladion!" Hilda chirped sweetly, as if nothing had been happening.

"Gladion..." Silver grumbled, angry at the interruption.

"Don't pretend like you weren't about to fuck if I hadn't walked in here!"

Hilda frowned and sighed, "Okay. We were."

Gladion blinked in surprise, "What?"

"We've been doing it for months."

Gladion looked horrified, "What?" He squeaked.

Silver shifted uncomfortably, "Yeah. And uninterrupted too..."

"You really aren't handling the breakups well, huh?"

Hilda and Silver both glared at their friend, "I don't know what you're talking about!" Hilda huffed.

Gladion rolled his eyes, "Okay..."

"What are even doing here, Gladion?" Silver hissed.

"I thought there might've been something going on between you two. Now I know there is..."

"So can you leave so we can continue it?"

Hilda blushed a deep red, "Silver!"

Gladion sighed, "Whatever. Just don't get pregnant."