Sexy eye-hats, are my personal idea of beauty,

Brazing from convention, makes me feel real and pretty,

My feminine comrades goes helter-skelter,

When a party, function or wedding takes shelter,

The 90's tradition of ideal eyebrow is no longer in run,

Uber-skinny, highly arched thin one.

Twist, pluck, yank...Ouch!

Strong and dark like a wooly face mammoth,

Free without inhibitions, wild and hot,

Darker but more realistic,

Intense but less dramatic,

I huff and puff by the excruciating pain,

Red swollen skin, though for salon it's an economic gain,

Tweeze, rip, pull....Ouch!

I've been repeatedly coaxed to shun this bushes,

Giving awkward looks and addressing me as hairy,

I'm a cute bear speaking with furrows,

"I love my dark bushy brows!"

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Media - That's my brows :P