"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

"The struggles of being a cute boy."

"AAAAAAAAH!!!! I FEEL VIOLATEEEEED!!!!!"

"sorry."

"Are you being my boy?"

"I don't have a crush on him. He's just my sweetie."

"You're mean."

"Stop killing me!"

"Look at that beautiful face."

"But can we appreciate Link for a moment?"

"Because Aisling Link doesn't sound good."

"Stoooooop."

"Why do I always match the stage?!"

"That classic red outfit."

"That's a lot of damage. . ."

"That's what he said. Sodium Chloride."

"Update: [my cousin's] good at video games."

"Guys, [my cousin's] bad at video games now."

"Yoshi is my favorite Pokémon."

"Stop beating up on girls!"

"'Man' is a gender-neutral term."

"You see worse at like the beach or pool!"

"Shook. I'm shook."

"Why is Link such a player though?"

"Hi-ya-yA-YA!"

^That's just a taste of what you get when you play SSB4 with me.

Disclaimer: Yes, I do know like two or three of those are repeats of jokes from other things. I learned them from my cousin. And it fit the situation. Fight me m8.