(This is mainly because WaffleStalker told me to write this down. :3)
Him: Can you get the icecream off my nose?
Me: Okay *pokes his nose* There? XD
Him: Thanks.
Me: Well I thought if I poked it would go away.
Him: Really?
Me: Well, a meteor poked the Earth, and all the dinosaurs died so I thought if I poked your nose the icecream would just go away too! X3