Melody's Saltiness Meter-
6:00 a.m.- Slightly more salty than usual
7:00 a.m.- Depends if I've had my Diet Coke that morning. Typically yes, so saltiness is about normal.
8:00 a.m.- Saltiness is at normal and will remain this way for almost the rest of the day.
9:00 p.m.- Is getting saltier
10:00 p.m.- And saltier
11:00 p.m.- Pretty freaking salty
12:00 a.m.- I'm sorry, the salt-o-meter is out of order. Please come visit some other time.

So I'm sorry if you're ever unfortunate enough to be with me on a long band trip.