He: I am in a very bad mood today as someone stole money from my wallet.

She: Oh, you know Hagrid gifted Harry a wallet that had teeth on its boundaries that used to bite anyone on unauthorised access.

He: (yelling and trying to prevent his lips from twisting upwards) Don't make me laugh when I don't want to!!

A/N: Before you ask me, I'll tell you myself- Yes, that crazy potterhead is me. (Looking for a corner to hide my face now 😂😂)