I came to kick butt and squeal like the fangirl I am. And I'm all out of butt.

New Yorkers bite 25 times as many Americans as sharks. (That's a fact.)

American kids are ranked 25th in the world for math, 21st for science, and 1st for self-confidence.

And finally: If I were a goon, I'd be the one who talks back and gets shot to prove that the bad guy is serious.