Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Cause he NEVERLANDS

Get it? No ok

What's a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What's a cow with two legs and is really fat

YOUR MOMMA

Why'd all the girls want to go out with Marco?

Cause they could get their meals HALF off

Person 1: ya know they should really rename the shipping Jean X Marco and change it to centaur , it'd make sense, half man half horse

Person 2: no just no